manicpixiedeathbitch:

• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy childhood
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the horcruxes and just die already jfc

shavingryansprivates:

hannabarbarian:

basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal

i don’t think that’s how you play basketball

lolsofunny:

So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor” 

and all I can think about is

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

inpursuitofshreddedness:

SO SMOOTH

jacklullaby:

jacklullaby:

unfollower:

men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day

OH MY GOD  LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT

AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM

BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE

THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”

I’M NOT EVEN JOKING

mrpoetry910:

The picture that started it all

joutei:

dreamergirly:

I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier